Oh, I'm looking for my leopard Where can he be? My leopard's probably somewhere Looking for me I don't know where my leopard is And it's after dark I hope he isn't getting mugged Out in the park [Chorus] (Looking for my la) La la la la la la La la la la la la La la la la looking for my leopard (Looking for my la) La la la la la la La la la la la la La la la la looking for my leopard So I'm wandering around the streets Out in the rain Looking for my leopard who has got lost again My leopard's navigation sk**s are totally crap (My leopard) I really ought to teach that sh** how to read a map [Chorus x3] (Looking for my la) La la la la la la La la la la la la La la la la looking for my leopard (Looking for my la) La la la la la la La la la la la la La la la la looking for my leopard Oooooooo