54 Sound - Rain Man lyrics

[Intro] Yeah Definitely, definitely Definitely dope Definitely Definitely K-Mart Yeah Yeah [Verse 1] You find me offensive I find you offensive for findin' me offensive Hence if I should draw out or line any fences If so, to what extents if any should I go Cause it's getting expensive Bein' on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive They say I cause extensive psychological nerve damage to the brain When I go to lengths, this Far at other people's expenses I say you're all just too God damned sensitive It's censorship and it's downright blasphemous Let's end this sh** now cause I won't stand for this And Christo-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either He used to be like a hero to me I even believe I Had one of those twenty-five cent stickers on my refrigerator Right next to Darth Vader And Darth musta put a hex on him for later I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luthor I k**ed Superman I k**ed Super-man, and how ironic That I'd be the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic [Hook] Cause I ain't got no legs Or no brain Nice to meet you Hi my name is I forgot my name My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame My soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is: Rain Man [Verse 2] Now in the bible it says Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed, have h*mos**ual s** Unless of course you were given the consent to join in Then of course it's intercourse and it's bis**ual s** Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions Either before during or after Performing the act of that which Is normally referred to as such more commonly known phrases That are more used by today's kids, in a more derogatory way But who's to say, what's fair to say And what not to say Let's ask Dr. Dre Dr. Dre (What up?), I got a question if I may (Yeah) Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend (Yeah) And watch his bu*t bu*t when he tees off (Yeah) But, up I ain't done yet In football the quarterback yells out hut-hut While he reaches in another grown man's a** Grabs on his nuts but just what if It was never meant, it was just an accident But he tripped fell slipped and his penis went in His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it But his little weenie flinched just a little bit And I don't need to go into any more details but What if he pictured it as a female's bu*t Is that gay I just need to clear things up 'Til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut, because [Hook] Cause I ain't got no legs Or no brain Nice to meet you Hi my name is I forgot my name My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame My soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is: Rain Man [Verse 3] You find me offensive, I find you offensive sh** this is the same verse, I just did this When am I gonna come to my good senses Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses My spider sense is tellin me Spider-Man is nearby And my plan is to get him next And open up a whoop a** canister God damnit Dre, where's the God damned beat (Yeah) Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it This is the only thing that I'm good at I am the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic Demonic, yup yup, don't worry I'm on it I got it, high five Nick Lachey Stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away And as she flew around the room like a balloon I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can And zoom, I headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch With a peanut bu*ter jelly chicken tuna sandwich And I don't even gotta make no God damned sense I just did a whole song and I didn't say sh** [Hook] Cause I ain't got no legs Or no brain Nice to meet you Hi my name is I forgot my name My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame My soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is: Rain Man [Outro] Cause ah ha ha ha ha Yup, Rain Man Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre Super dope, beatmaker Two thousand, two thousand four-hundred and eighty-seven million Nine hundred and se-seventy-three thousand four hundred and sixty-three ...and seventy (yeah)