50 Pence - In Da Pub lyrics

go go go go go go go on love its my birthday you look tarty love its my birthday ill buy you a bacardi love its my birthday and you know im having a laugh its not my birthday chorus: You can find me in the pub with a pint of bud look love i got a fiver if you let me see your jugs im into playing darts i aint into growing shrubs so come fill up my mug before my f*g gets stubbed You can find me in the pub with a pint of bud look love ive got a fiver if you let me see your jugs im into playing darts i aint into growing shrubs so come fill up my mug before my f*g gets stubbed. When i pull up out front you see my vauxhall nova when i hit the bar its ten pints before im over i came to watch the game coz im a blackburn rover and i munch on m'n'm's while im downing smirnova but only nothings changed cash down bottoms up and i got a paper cut from rolling my rizzla up when you watch how i move you'll mistake me for a geezer a gimp coz i feel down my stairs and now i walk with a limp in the crap bits of watford they say 50 you hot >they like me i want them to love me like lesbian pop but go to hemle hempsted and they'll tell you i'm crazy coz i once got drunk an humped a statue of a lady but im fully focused now tea and coffee on my mind got a part time job in the daily grind now this girl yeah she likes my hair she likes my car her friend is fit but she's as ugly as an-alright chorus x 1 My girlfriend's mum gave me the cash that bought me all my fancy stuff my couch, my fridge, my plates, my weights look mate i'm tied down but i aint changed and you should love it way more than i hate it your like my dad your fashion sense is outdated im that bloke by the bar when i'm on my rounds your the weird guy who never leaves or makes a sound when the beats are pumping i get my macarana on my mates drag me to my chair before the end of the song if the roof's on fire someone dial 999 and if you wanna get drunk love it isnt a crime i'll tell you what i tell every girls your fit, nice hair if you dont wanna rush it heres another red square or i could tell my mates i'll be round the back with a kronenbourg they'll know where we'll be yeah Chorus x 1 don't act like you dont know where iv'e been either mum in the pub all the time mum it's about to pop off mum burn unit