5 Chinese Brothers - Product Of Dysfunction lyrics

(tom meltzer) My girl's like a wading pool, she's shallow and full of piss And i should have left a long time ago but the girl knows how to kiss I guess that makes me shallow too But i can't change, what's the use? I'm a product of dysfunction and i guess that's my excuse I used to think i was just a bum searching for eternal slack Pride, intelligence, motivation: there was nothing that i did not lack But then i went to see a doctor and he showed me what was what He helped me remember a terrible childhood i had plum forgot Well my daddy used to wear a hockey mask He chased high school girls at night My mama used to beat me with a hanger If the clothes weren't hung up right If all this sounds familiar you should see my doctor too I bet he can convince you the same thing happened to you My baby and i we live on the fly We take it day by day We're unemployed and we're all annoyed Cause our line of work don't pay But since baby went to see the doctor things have started looking good We got an agent, he gets us on all the talk shows We're moving out to hollywood Cause her daddy used to make her play russian roulette He locked her in a bamboo cage Whenever her mom heard niagra falls She flew into a rage If all this sounds familiar you should see my doctor too I bet he can convince you the same thing happened to you