3D6 - Kick Your Ass lyrics

[Intro] I saw her down at the arcade And I knew that I wouldn't get laid But I was in love With Ms. Pac-Man [Verse 1] Let's play some Pac-Man And Donkey Kong Let's play some Pitfall Let's play some Pong We'll play some Frogger And Breakout too Some Space Invaders Galaga and Kangaroo [Bridge 1] I don't understand video games these days Twenty six bu*tons And all this online play When it comes to Halo I'll just have to pa** But give me a joystick with one bu*ton And I'll kick your a** [Chorus 1] Kick your a** Kick your a** Kick your a** [Verse 2] Super Mario one, two and three Bring me so much joy Let's play Excitebike And Paperboy Tetris, Contra Metroid and Zelda Were the best And Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! Is still the best [Bridge 2] I don't understand video games these days Seventy two bu*tons And all this online play When it comes to Call of Duty I'll just have to pa** But give me a square controller And brother I'll kick your a** [Chorus 2] Kick your a** Kick your a** Kick your a** [Verse 3] Take me down to the arcade And see how long I'll stay With a pocket full of quarters I'll play pinball all day We'll make some high scores Like we've got nothing to lose To all the old-schoolers This song Is for you! [Bridge 3] I don't understand video games these days Two hundred bu*tons And all this online play When it comes to World of Warcraft I'll just have to pa** But give me two flappers And one ball bearing And I'll kick your a** [Chorus 3] Kick your a** Kick your a** Kick your a** Kick your a** Said I'll kick your a**!