[Spoken:] Dear Dad, How you been? Thanks, I got the card and the bottle of gin Wrecked the car, and k**ed a kid And nothing has changed between my sister and me Look forward to seeing you again But I probably won't be there this year After this life of sin But may you Christmas be as merry as me And give thanks, For you have not yet felt The wrath of god Santa Clause through the backdoor Santa Clause through the backdoor Santa Clause through the backdoor May your Christmas be as merry as me She said, he said Doesn't matter, I'm dead 25th, God's birth 26th, my birth Snow fall, fire burns Memories I've earned 25th, God's birth 26th, my birth Santa Clause through the back door Santa Clause through the back door, yeah Take a myth, build it up Give a gift, better luck Innocence sells well Give it up, go to hell Snow falls, fire burns Memories I've earned 25th, God's birth 26th, my birth Santa Clause though the back door Santa Clause through the back door Santa Clause through the back door Santa Clause through the back door, yeah Oh, dreaming of the right Christmas I'm dreaming of the right Christmas Oh, dreaming of the right Christmas I'm dreaming of the right Christmas Santa Clause through the back door Santa Clause through the back door Santa Clause through the back door Santa Clause through the back door [Jared (spoken):] Merry Christmas from 30 Seconds to Mars