30 Foot Fall - Opposite Day lyrics

It's Opposite Day and that's why I'm smilin' about all the phone numbers I keep dialin' to tell everyone I hate that I love you. You'll shrug and you'll smile when you hear the good news about how I'd love to walk in your shoes. Look me right in the eye and tell me that you love me too. There are letters to write and places to visit, for 24 hours I'll eat my own sh**, pretend like I'm Jesus so we can all be friends... Because it's Opposite Day, oh yeah and tomorrow I might hate you, and probably the next day too. It's Opposite Day, and I love you. It's Opposite Day and Metallica's new stuff is so much better than Master of Puppets, and I don't need a shower cause I don't stink. It's Opposite Day and I'm eating a big steak and washing it down with a frosty milkshake. I truly believe that all cows have to die, cows, die. It's Opposite Day that's why, oh, why. And tomorrow I'll eat tofu, and probably the next day too. It's Opposite Day so f** tofu. You know, I'm really glad I quit school for this, because you guys are all so intelligent. Of course, I never masturbate in the back of the van on tour. You know, I'm a way better ba** player than most people. You know it's really great playing in a band with you guys, seriously. It's Opposite Day! It's dark outside! It's Opposite Day! I really like you guys! It's Opposite Day! 'cause you're so smart! It's Opposite Day! You're a work of art! It's Opposite Day! Your breath smells great! It's Opposite Day! I never masturbate! It's Opposite Day! I wanna be like you! It's Opposite Day! and I love you!