3 Feet Smaller - S U doubleF E R lyrics

[Verse 1] A brand new day to face this dark world A brand new day to hit the floor I know who to ask to get what i want I'm not abashed, I did it before My daughter's laying pa**ed out on the couch I'm f**ing proud, she's only 10 years old Maybe someday I'll write a book about me called: "If I were you I'd hate me too" [Refrain] Wish me heartache I won't let go S U doubleF E R S U doubleF E R It's a pleasure not to be you S U doubleF E R S U doubleF E R Teach me how to be a man I pretend I understand Teach me what to do I spit on you S U doubleF E R S U doubleF E R [Verse 2] I'm not a dumpf** I simply s** Try to disabuse me Good luck The statics lie, I'm not an antisocial Well, but I'm not a dumpf** My girlfriend's laying bloody raped on the couch I'm f**ing proud she's 15 years old Maybe someday i'll write a book about me called: "If I were you I'd hate me too" [Refrain] Wish me heartache I won't let go S U doubleF E R S U doubleF E R It's a pleasure not to be you S U doubleF E R S U doubleF E R Teach me how to be a man I pretend I understand Teach me what to do I spit on you S U doubleF E R S U doubleF E R [Outro] Wish me a heartache I won't let go It's a pleasure not to be you Teach me how to be a man I pretend I understand Teach me what to do I sh** on you S U doubleF E R S U doubleF E R S U doubleF E R S U doubleF E R