2MERICA - The New Guest Who... lyrics

Television will never be the same we can make a series out of it suicide of the week hell, why limit ourself execution of the week terrorist of the week I love it, suicides, a**a**ination, mad bombers mafia hit men, automobile smashups the d**h hour ...you got the wrong movie [that's great] ok, so now you got four pegs you oughta be able to patch one together from there, right? let's go to the next one ew, it's much worse than i thought... ew, it's much worse than i thought... ew, it's much worse than i thought... Coming up next... coming up we'll have the latest... but up very next... also ahead... later up on the show... so that's coming up next... No one in my family is in show business, the fact that i'm sitting here now is like, really, like it's just absurd so what do you think when should be begin? Two american contractors: uh, this is a situation that could radically spin out of control not what we were lead to believe pay to play not a bad imitation an upscale neighborhood of baghdad two american contractors it might make a good tv show, huh? Two americans, next we fairly and accurately report what i believe to be the truth... now your doctor has that proof now! later on though lying? he's clearly lying lying? a live report more on that when we come back Two american contractors: no word as to who has done it please stay with us say your piece! please stay with us oh yeah we're doing a follow-up that's great stuff the major thrust great stuff more on that when we come back anytime i'm wrong i want folks to know it we'll have all details coming up in seven minutes... The good news - the weekend oh yeah there's just too much going on this weekend there's a lot of stuff going on hmm... profit margins? profit margins