[Intro] Hey man, look on the site All the pads man, the pads are really full tonight Look at 'em [Chorus] Teenaged Baragon, aiming for the stars Comin' from dArt, writin' really hard Writing ain't boring, it's actually quite fun We can write stuff with each other, uh huh From one website to another, uh huh [Verse 1] Uh, yeah, yo, yo Some got hopes and dreams, while some are really mean Me and Zack's a dream team, always up with good stories From dark bloggers to Godzilla attacks, name your theme My rise to the top, it's because of stories Who the hell wanna stop me, I hated those who mocked me I really hated babies and they look like deformed peas TUA Universe, making stories for ya Writing stories gets harder, no time for Mack's murder They just begun, I'ma show them one by one Lighting fire to their lies, somethin' like a Flareon Strike with the forces of your average Baragon Lettin' ageism be bygone, and so on, and so on I'ma teach ageists, how to live on P-Showdown Respect all people or else the mods will take you down Don't call them babies or toddlers, that offends people E-e-equality is our main rule, so if you hate, you're gone yo [Chorus] Teenaged Baragon, aiming for the stars Comin' from dArt, writin' really hard Writing ain't boring, it's actually quite fun We can write stuff with each other, uh huh From one website to another, uh huh [Verse 2] One two, and you start writin' I'm thinking of abuse, with all this verbal fightin' It's just me and Zack First, spreadin' truth to the sea floor Then all the haters attack ours, like Final Wars They call us newborns, it actually really hurts So I became hardcore, couldn't take it no more I'ma stab a toddler, change the law I find myself alone, with only Zack Tryin' to find how to get out of jail and go back Now every 'gon got his day, needless to say When the sun away that's when writers are awake I told you, I'm 14 so I'm still young but that's OK So if you bully me, like Mack, I'll go fully insane But on another topic, me and Zack can't top it Year 3000 was great, anything else is okay While that's just a metaphor, I loved Year 3000 Who the hell wanna stop me, from Shadow, to D.V [Chorus] Teenaged Baragon, aiming for the stars Comin' from dArt, writin' really hard Writing ain't boring, it's actually quite fun We can write stuff with each other, uh huh From one website to another, uh huh [Verse 3] Yeah yo, yeah Just when you thought TUA Universe was gonna fall We return back again with rewrites for you all Breakin' walls, haters saying "LOL," I need equality for all TUA Universe is going to do all of this in a single hour Well I'm apologizing for the things I said Wonderin' what's the penalty: stereotypes and hate I'm hangin' out writin' hard with Zack, atleast I'll try You see babies are dumb, loud and ugly, ageism is tellin' lies Was just spreadin' the fun, didn't know that fun Came with lots of harsh and rude consequences But it's all good as long as it's understood That I'm 14 and that ageism isn't good [Chorus] Teenaged Baragon, aiming for the stars Comin' from dArt, writin' really hard Writing ain't boring, it's actually quite fun We can write stuff with each other, uh huh From one website to another, uh huh Teenaged Baragon, aiming for the stars Comin' from dArt, writin' really hard Writing ain't boring, it's actually quite fun We can write stuff with each other, uh huh From one website to another, uh huh