2 Live Crew - Ugly As F**k lyrics

[blowfly excerpt] "are you looking for some good stuff? Get a ugly chick. ugly chicks can screw. They have to screw, 'cause they ain't gotnothin' else goin' for they a**! When a n***a goin' for a uglychick? she gotta get up off her a**!..." Chorus [mr. mixx] cuts and scratches: "get a ugly chick" and "ugly chicks can screw." Verse 1: [brother marquis] Looking at my rolex, it's 12:00 And my dick ... is hard as a rock My beeper ain't went off all day I guess all my b**hes went out to play f** 'em, 'cause i ain't sweatin' 'em either Hoes is jockin' me? i don't need 'em! There's no time to waste chasin' a pretty face b**hes won't have me in a rat race They're very bourgeois and so seditty When you ask 'em for some p**y, they get sh**ty So i turn to the b**hes who are not attractive I'm like them; they're s**ually active All they want is a one night stand, Some dick, and no commitment to a man Never seen in public with an undesirable, But they come clean like old reliable Chorus Verse 2: [fresh kid ice] It's late at night and i'm ready to dip 'cause i'm kind of drunk, with an ugly b**h Big titties, big a** and kind of stacked 6'2" and she's also fat Rollin' 'round the club like a b**h in heat But at four in the morning, she couldn't be beat A plate of chicken wings and a stack of fries Trying to see who's looking from the corner of my eyes On my p's and q's, and aware of my sh** The coast was clear, and i'm ready to dip She wanna go to my crib, but here's the trick From the club we hit the motel 6 Riding with no tints, so hoe, keep low Trying to play it off so the boys won't know She wanted to be seen but was out of luck The p**y was good, but she was ugly as f** Chorus Verse 3: [brother marquis] Haulin' a**, trying to hurry up and get there 'cause i can't be seen with this b**h here It's bad enough that i'm rankin' myself But i can't be ranked by no one else U-g-l-y, b**h, you ain't got no alibi So don't you roll down no windows or open no doors, Jump your a** in the back and get on the floor! [fresh kid ice] She's ugly as f** and you wanna know why She couldn't be worse if the b**h had died Be my girl, hoe! it ain't all that! Got weave in your hair, not neat, and fat Guess i'm understanding you're just a f** I'm out for the p**y and just one nut I'll call you next time when i'm out of luck No offense, baby, you're just ugly as f**! Chorus [mr. mixx] cuts: "one out of three n***as is ugly" and "cue numer three!