2 Live Crew - The Splak Shop lyrics

Verse 1: [brother marquis] I won't take a b**h to my house Don't have to see where i'm livin', uh-uh, that's out! If you want to splak, i know you're down like that We can go to this place by the railroad track It has a room with a view, just right for two Equipped with the accessories to get you in the mood Like bottles of champagne with gold-trim gla**es A king-size waterbed to lay your a** in A video screen, of you and me So don't be camera-shy; i won't let nobody see You can lounge around in your silky nightgown Just take off your bra and pull your panties down 'cause i'll seduce you, who*e, bust down your back door You dog-a** b**h, get down on all fours 'cause this is the place for head, booty and co*k You know what it's called, the f** shop! Verse 2: [fresh kid ice] Now b**hes and s*uts, i'm down with 'em And there's a place where i get with 'em It has a water bed 'cause the place is phat A lion-skin rug to lay the b**h on her back With mirrors on the ceiling and on the walls Mirrors on the floor so i can see it all No need for hide-and-seek, so drop them draws And raise that a** so i'll splak it all! So bend your a** over, i'll get it from the back Dick ya a** down, make the p**y go smack And with every stroke, b**h, start to yell Ain't nothing can save you but a truth in the smell It's a freaky place, and an all-out blast, 'cause when you're done, you'll wash your a** So if you're down, we'll hit the spot You know what it's called, the splak shop! Verse 3: [brother marquis] The f** shop, the ideal place to meet When you're cheatin' on your wife with an undercover freak It's better than any hotel room Just right for a secret rendezvous So when you're on a mission, one late night And you're looking for a spot where the price is right You can come on in for an hour or two But just make sure you bring a rubber with you! [fresh kid ice] When you're with a hoe and you wanna get freaky This is the spot when you're low on money Pick her a** up when it's after dawn, Jump in the ride, head to the park No need for candle lights, panel doors will do In case you wanna play a little peek-a-boo So if you got a trick, head to the spot You know what it's called, the splak shop!