2 Live Crew - Dirty Nursery Rhymes (Crackhouse) lyrics

(Brother Marquis) My mama and your mama was talking little sh** My mama called your mama a bulldagging a** b**h I know your sister, and the b**h ain't sh** She slayed me and all the boys And even s**ed our dicks Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the a** Cause she couldn't make him cum Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forest Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridge Papa Bear said 'sh** b**h, you must think I'm sick Just get down here, on your knees And s** this bear-a** dick' Abraham Lincoln was a good old man He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand Said 'excuse me ladies, I'm doing my duty So pull down your pants and give me some boody' (Fresh Kid Ice) There's an old lady who lives in a shoe Got a house full of kids don't know what to do She s**ed and f**ed all the n***as around When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet With her legs gapped open wide Up came a spider, looked up inside her And said 'that p**y's wide' Little Jack Horner sat in a corner f**ing this cutie pie Stuck in his thumb, made the b**h cum Said 'hell of a n***a am I' Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall Cause a hoe on the ave. was s**ing his balls All the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put that fat motherf**er back together again (Luke) Hey wait, I got one, did this, I got one, check this out The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes Two dudes dressed like nuns, right (Brother Marquis) Little Red Riding Hood was on her way To grandmother's house But before she got there she met this man That turned her hot a** out (Fresh Kid Ice) Rupunzle, Rupunzle let down your hair The dog's on my a** and getting near The hair came loose and fell in a lake b**h check the weave that's in that lake (Luke) b**h, get that weave out! You dirty b**h, get that weave out! Mix say, b**h get that weave out... (Hey! You ruined my record, man, I just bought it!) - Cheech and Chong