1 Beat Off - Bearded Lady lyrics

she sits in the next row in english cla** i think she's got something up her a** and she should shave her black mustache she really should yeah she thinks she knows everything about giving head and there is no doubt that she only does it to her own family she tried to give brian head told him to meet her in the parking lot i think he'd rather be dead but if he were clint maybe not she's always crying and complaining how she hates both me and ken how were just little boys compared to her big men b-b-beard she always says she drives by me blasting music with a ciggarette i think she should just shut her mouth 'cuz i can smell her dog's dick she sits in the next row in english cla** i think she's got something up her a** and she should shave her black mustache she really should yeah where do all the bearded ladies come from nowadays i think they come from the planet of the apes a little too much mashed potatoes and gravy and here we have the bearded lady