1-800-Zombie - Unicorn lyrics

Don't call me horse. I'm a unicorn. Mystical, magical, mysterious not plain. Got wings like Pegasus and a nice white coat. I grant wishes and prance in the rain. U-n-i-c-o-r-n that's unicorn! U-n-i-c-o-r-n U-n-i-c-o-r-n U-n-i-c-o-r-n U-n-i-c-o-r-n Yeah! U-n-i-c-o-r-n U-n-i-c-o-r-n U-n-i-c-o-r-n I'm a unicorn. 8,000 B.C. Noah's ark wasn't built before me. I'm friends with dragons, Bob Saget. You think I'm not real? Full house! I'm in the background, fool! Eating gra** all day, party all night. I'll grant your wish. Right before your eyes. I'm hiding in your hills. Eating all your apples Drinking water. Writing facts on your Snapples U-n-i-c-o-r-n U-n-i-c-o-r-n U-n-i-c-o-r-n U-n-i-c-o-r-n U-n-i-c-o-r-n U-n-i-c-o-r-n U-n-i-c-o-r-n U-n-i-c-o-r-n